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The Reverend Mr. Ashton Will Not be Down for Breakfast
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In August 1764, the Reverend Mr. Ashton, Rector of Kemble, had been to Devizes on the noble errand of raising funds for the distressed widows of clergymen — a charitable effort he was about to further his support for in an unexpected way.
On his return journey, he stopped overnight at the White Lion Inn on Gloucester Street in Malmesbury. The following morning he awoke and wandered the streets of a busy town on market day. Usually known as “a good-natured, facetious companion”, today he had all the cheer of a death at a birthday party, and the Gloucester Journal noted, “Many people who saw him took notice that he looked melancholy, and thought he was ill” — but let’s be honest, having spent time in Devizes is about enough to do that to anyone.
“He’s probably just a heavy sleeper…” #
Ashton sat down to dinner before taking another stroll and returning to the inn, asking for a room. At bedtime, the staff of the inn knocked at his door to ask one of the most pressing questions in hospitality of those awkward years before Joseph Sparkes Hall invented the Chelsea boot: “Does Sir need any help getting those gurt big clodhoppers off?” Receiving no reply, they left him to count sheep — an infinite number of them, as it would happen.
“The room service is deathly slow, though…” #
When the staff knocked at the door the next morning, Sir was still not answering and the Georgian equivalent of a locksmith, a carpenter, was called to help with the door. Ashton was discovered hanging by his neck from the bedside bell — his modesty preserved — still “with his boots and spurs on”.
The Gloucester Journal noted, “A gentleman, with whom he spent the evening the Sunday before, observed that he was less cheerful than usual, and that he, more than once, said, where a man dies there he should be buried”. If you were staff at the White Lion that day, you could probably view that as either deeply philosophical, or some back-breaking digging in the herb garden.
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